Hey what�s this?

This is the home of FUCK OFF on the Internet. You have arrived.

What does it mean?

If you are reading this page means you have been issued with a FUCK OFF. This is rude, but being directed to this page is the most elegant way to be told to FUCK OFF.

How could this have happened to me?

Your FUCK OFF could have been issued for many reasons, but the following are the most common:

Of course it is also possible that happened upon this page entirely by chance or search by engine. However consider that if browsers or search engines tell you to FUCK OFF that there may be serious grounds to rethink your life.

What should I do about this?

Possible courses of action:

  • Rethink your relationship with the issuer.
  • Be seriously offended
  • Bookmark this page, and then next time someone annoys you send them a link to this page.

What do I do now?

Remember you are not the first and not the last to be issued with a FUCK OFF. This page was created 19th January 2004 and  5504 people have already been told to FUCK OFF before you.

Be careful to avoid fakes. This page is the original and the only issuer of the official and valid FUCK OFFs. Everyone on our team takes their work very seriously, and we are always working to improve our customer experience and deliver the very finest quality insults on the web.

Please be aware that we have a special interactive tool here at our office, that whenever a new FUCK OFF is issued, a very depressing sigh emanates from a subwoofer in our server room.

We know about your plight and from everyone here at the FUCK OFF Offices, we send our love to you!

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